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>>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
>>perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
>>was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this
>>perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road,
>>when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
>>Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa
>>Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any
>>children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa
>>and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
>>delivering the toys.
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>>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
>>couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
>>the accident.
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>>Question: Who was the survivor???
>>Scroll down for the answer.
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>> Answer:
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>>The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
>>in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
>>there is no such thing as a perfect man.
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>> **** Women you can stop reading here, that is the end of the
>>joke.
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>>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must
>>have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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**** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this is REALLY the end of the joke.
**** Men Keep scrolling



By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:

WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!