Jokes

(1) Girls reaction to penis sizes:
> # 9" - oh shit pain!
> # 7" - oh yes, yum!
> # 6" - oh perfect!
> # 5" - mmm ok!
> # 4" - push more
> # 3" - is it in?
> # 2" - idiot! Just use your tongue.
>
> (2) Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra
sizes?
> A - Airport (flat)
> B - Barely there
> C - Can do
> D - Damgood
> E - Enormous
> F - Fake
>
> (3) During pregnancy:
> The 1st three month s, do it the normal style.
> Next three months do it the doggy style And the last three months do
> it the wolf style. Sit outside the hole and howl.
>
> (4) Latest statistics on 'what men do after SEX???
> 2% eat
> 3% smoke cigarettes
> 4% take a shower
> 5% go to sleep
> 86% get up and go back home to their wife.
> HOW TRUE!!!
>
> (5) What did Newton's dick say to him after seeing a
nude woman?
> "Fuck you and your law of gravity, I'm going UP."
>
> (6) Man was sobbing in a bar. His friend asked
'why?'
> He said: "my wife makes me pay $ 100/- for every
Fuck!"
> Friend said: "you're lucky, she charges others $
250/-"
>
> (7) Lady scolds her maid for inefficiency. Angry
maid
> says, " at least I am better than you in bed."
> Lady (amazed): ?Did boss tell you this?"
> Maid: "No, the driver did."
>
> (8) What is the difference between a new husband and
a new dog?
> " After a year, the dog is still excited to see
you."
>
> (9) A wife complains to the doctor that her hubby is
300% impotent.
> The doc asks "how 300%?" She says: "you know about
the 100%, and now he
> has broken his finger and burnt his tongue."
>
> (10) A female reporter was interviewing a farmer
regarding mad cow disease.
> Reporter: Sir, would you like to comment about the
madgt; cow disease?
> Farmer: Lady, do you know that bulls and cows only
have sex once a year?
> Reporter: Sir, I respect your comment but we are
talking about mad cows disease.
> Farmer: Lady, and do you know that we squeeze cow's
breast six times a day.
> Reporter: Sir, but what is it got to do with mad
cows disease.
> Farmer: If your boyfriend squeeze your breast six
times a day, but only have SEX once in a year - WILL
> YOU BE MAD?