Godliness

Four Catholic ladies
are having coffee together,
discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to > put
you down, but my son is a cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'.

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women giver her a subtle "Well...?"
look.

She replies, "My son is a handsome, gorgeous, 6' 2"
hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper.
Whenever ?he walks into a room, women just say, "Oh my
God...."