First Day on Job

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up
on

the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
"Look

mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!".
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap

would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my
first

day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for
the

last 25 years.