Never Listen

> >>A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
> >>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
> >>Frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
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> >>wishes."
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> >>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
> >>To mention that there was a condition to your wishes.. Whatever you
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> >>for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"
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> >>The woman said, "That's okay."
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> >>For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
> >>world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
> >>make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who
> >>women will flock to."
> >>The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
> >>woman."
> >>So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
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> >>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
> >>The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
> >>World and he will be ten times richer than you."
> >>The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
> his
> >>is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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> >>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
> >>Like a mild heart attack."
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> >>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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> >>Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
> >>Here and continue feeling good.
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> >>Male readers: Please scroll down.
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> >>The man had a heart attack ten times milder than her from the story:
> >>Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to
> >>think that way and just enjoy the show.
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> >>Female Readers who are still reading: This again proves that women
> >>Never listen to anything.