The Market is Bad .....2005

> > A UM graduate found himself difficult to get a job here. He finally
> > accepted the offer to work with Taiping Zoo. "What to do? It's
> > better to work like this than earning nothing...", mumbling to
> > himself. So since
> that
> > day, the IT grad started work acting as a monkey.
> >
> > He has to wear monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. He
> > has
to
> > climb trees too and jump from one to another to attract visitors.
> > The
zoo
> > has since then enjoyed tremendous business due to the increase in
> visitors.
> > Even Mahathir wanted to see the super 'smart' monkey in the world.
> >
> > Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees, he fell
> > down into a crocodile pool! "Oh my God...I'm dying...now" he
> > thought, as a hungry looking crocodile swam steadily towards his
> > direction. In the
> middle
> > of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice, "Don't be afraid my
> > friend...I'm from UKM".