STUPID QUESTIONS BUT SMART ANSWERS

> STUPID QUESTIONS BUT SMART ANSWERS
>
> BOY : May I hold your hand?
> GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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>
> GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> BOY : You love me...
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> GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
> BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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> GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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>
> GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
> BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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>
> BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
> GIRL : How soon??
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> BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
> GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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> SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
> TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
> mouth.
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>
> MAN : You remind me of the sea.
> WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
> MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
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> WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out
> of the other.
> HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and
> comes out of the mouth.
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>
> MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
> Peter?
> PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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> * The End * Wahaha!