Something to Laugh about

Materials from forwarded mails

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Tongue Twister

1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say
"don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish
the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see
was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch
which watch?

7. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I
thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the
thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what a
fellow means?"

9. Mr. Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside
and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from
inside and Told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said "NO", and
told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued
from
inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr.
Outside coaxed
Mr. Inside to come inside, then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went
outside to the riverside.

10.
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE, BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE
SELLS, ON THE
SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors
the
doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or
does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When a
doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor
doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the
doctor
doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be
fine,Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or
whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the
weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot.
Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It
is whether we like it or
not.

14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said
The flea" Let us fly Said the fly "Let us flee" So they flew through a
flaw In the flue

16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted
as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw
sawed
Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen
See's
saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's
seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so
sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

Naaku sikki kicha!!!!!!

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