Boss & You

When you take a long time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.







When you don't do it, you're lazy.

When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.







When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.

When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.







When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your

authority.

When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.







When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.

When your boss does it, he's being firm.







When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.

When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.







When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.

When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.







When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.

When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.







When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.

When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.







When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.

When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.