Old Questions

CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?

DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen...

Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your

mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Café. Then, mom did some

downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we

discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late

to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the

damn virus appeared!.

CHILD: Huh?