T-Break

>Subject: T-BREAK...
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> >What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> >After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."
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> >Four miracles of a woman:
> >Getting wet without taking a shower
> >bleeding without getting hurt
> >giving milk without eating grass
> >and making boneless flesh hard
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> >All couples have different phases of sex life:
> >Age 20 - day nite
> >Age 28 - every nite
> >Age 38 - saturday nite
> >Age 48 - moon nite
> >Age 58 - desperate nite
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> >Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
> >A - Airport (flat)
> >B - Barely there
> >C - Can do
> >D - Damn good
> >E - Enormous
> >F - Fake
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> >25 useless things in a man:
> >20 nails
> >02 nipples that don't milk
> >02 balls that you cannot play with &
> >01 cock that does not lay egg.
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> >Q : How do the Talibans seduce their women?
> >A : First they attack their twin towers, then they crash into their
>pentagon.
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> >What's the definition of a Lesbian??
> >Just another damn woman, trying to do a man's job."
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> >Women are unpredictable:
> >Before marriage, she expects a man
> >After marriage, she suspects her man &
> >After his death, she respects him.
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> >During pregnancy:
> >The 1st three months, do it the normal style
> >Next three months do it the doggy style
> >And the last three months do it the wolf style (sit outside the hole and
>howl)
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> >Life is like a penis.
> >Sometimes up, sometimes down,
> >Sometimes hard, sometimes soft,
> >Sometimes big, sometimes small,
> >Sometimes in, sometimes out,
> >So ENJOY penis. oooooops....... ENJOY LIFE.
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>
>A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, Which
>the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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>A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to
>his wife "I wish you were here."
>The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."
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>A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
>So he ordered a birthday cake.
>The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake.
>He thought for a moment and said, "put getting older but youm are getting
>better".
>The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The man said '
>Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting
>better" at the bottom.'
>When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the
>message on the cake.
>It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at
>the bottom"