Bill Gates' Wealth

>>1.Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's

>>about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!

>>

>>2.If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother

>>to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he

>>would've already earned it back.

>>

>>3.The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion,

>>if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself;

>>he will finish it in less then 10 years.

>>

>>4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but

>>still be left with US$5 Million for his pocket money.

>>

>>5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in

>>US. If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up

>>his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have

>>to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.

>>

>>6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the

>>37th richest country on earth.

>>

>>7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to

>>US$1 notes,you can make a road from the earth to moon, 14 times

>>back and forth.

>>But you have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and

>>use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.

>>

>>8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that

>>he will live for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million

>>per day to finish all his money before he goes to heaven.

>>

>>Last but not the least : My Favourite........!!!

>>

>>If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their

>>computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be

>>bankrupt

>>in 3 years.

Men & Women

1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she
expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved
her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.

3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife
wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just
watch him drive a
car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands
are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The
letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

7. What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having
trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."


WOMAN
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after
her. When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her. When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her. When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.

MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give. At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious. At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy. At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year. At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.

Marriage Humour In the beginning,
-- God created earth and rested. Then God created man
and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Old Questions

CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?

DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen...

Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your

mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Café. Then, mom did some

downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we

discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late

to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the

damn virus appeared!.

CHILD: Huh?

T-Break

>Subject: T-BREAK...
>
>
> >What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> >After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."
>
>
> >Four miracles of a woman:
> >Getting wet without taking a shower
> >bleeding without getting hurt
> >giving milk without eating grass
> >and making boneless flesh hard
>
>
> >All couples have different phases of sex life:
> >Age 20 - day nite
> >Age 28 - every nite
> >Age 38 - saturday nite
> >Age 48 - moon nite
> >Age 58 - desperate nite
>
>
> >Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
> >A - Airport (flat)
> >B - Barely there
> >C - Can do
> >D - Damn good
> >E - Enormous
> >F - Fake
>
>
> >25 useless things in a man:
> >20 nails
> >02 nipples that don't milk
> >02 balls that you cannot play with &
> >01 cock that does not lay egg.
>
>
> >Q : How do the Talibans seduce their women?
> >A : First they attack their twin towers, then they crash into their
>pentagon.
>
>
> >What's the definition of a Lesbian??
> >Just another damn woman, trying to do a man's job."
>
>
> >Women are unpredictable:
> >Before marriage, she expects a man
> >After marriage, she suspects her man &
> >After his death, she respects him.
>
>
> >During pregnancy:
> >The 1st three months, do it the normal style
> >Next three months do it the doggy style
> >And the last three months do it the wolf style (sit outside the hole and
>howl)
>
>
> >Life is like a penis.
> >Sometimes up, sometimes down,
> >Sometimes hard, sometimes soft,
> >Sometimes big, sometimes small,
> >Sometimes in, sometimes out,
> >So ENJOY penis. oooooops....... ENJOY LIFE.
>
>
>A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, Which
>the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
>
>
>A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to
>his wife "I wish you were here."
>The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."
>
>
>A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
>So he ordered a birthday cake.
>The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake.
>He thought for a moment and said, "put getting older but youm are getting
>better".
>The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The man said '
>Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting
>better" at the bottom.'
>When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the
>message on the cake.
>It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at
>the bottom"