Something to Laugh about

Materials from forwarded mails

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Why You Don't Add Your Boss on Facebook

Monday, April 13, 2009

How to Fix the Economy

Dear Mr. President,

Patriotic retirement: There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force, pay them $1 million apiece severance with the following stipulations:
1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

Can't get any easier than that!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Potential vs Reality

Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potential '
and 'reality'?"

Dad: "I will show you"
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford
for 1 million dollars"?

Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"!

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million
dollars?
Daughter: "Wow! Yes! He is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with,TomCruise
for 1 million dollars"?
Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars!
I would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son,
'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'Reality' we are
living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Maybe You Should Get A Dog

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Shoplifting Dog - CNN

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Sunday, February 08, 2009

Top 10 Reasons We Will Miss George Bush

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Lizards Doing MJ's Thriller

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Tough Office Supervisor

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Talking Stain