Pharmacist & Condoms

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going
to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in
with a chance!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man
leaves. He soon returns and says, "Give me another
condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute
too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it
lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the
boy is leaving he turns back and says,"Go on, give me
one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still
pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes
eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, think she
is expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his
girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and
the mum facing him.

When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and
starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and
thank you for all you give us."

A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you
Lord for your kindness."

Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying,
keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his
girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.
She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I
didn't know you were so religious."

The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a
pharmacist!"