HK, INDON, MALAYSIAN & SG

> >TRUE , RIGHT OR ACCURATE ?
> >
> >GOOD REASONS FOR BEING A HONGKIE
> >
> >1. We're Hongkies and not Chinese.
> >2. We can talk and shout and nobody gives a damn.
> >3. Jackie Chan is our icon.
> >4. We can live in 5' x 5' cubicle and call it luxury apartment.
> >5. Our children can speak Cantonese at a young age.
> >6. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui or Tung Chee Hwa or the
>mainland
> >communists.
> >7. No one can threaten Hong Kong, except the few expatriate from Cathay
>
> >Airlines (Pilots) who are now on strike.
> >8. Gambling is more interesting than sex, that's why we're Hongkies.
> >9. We produce a lot of Ms.Hong Kong to the enjoyment of the rich and
> >famous.
> >
> >GOOD REASONS FOR BEING A SINGAPOREAN
> >
> >1. We're not Chinese
> >2. Everyone (especially the Malaysian) hates us, except ourselves.
> >3. Famous for Orchard Road.
> >4. We have our own island.
> >5. Proud of our world class Airport, world class MRT, world class
>airline,
> >world class telco......score "one" against Manchester Utd but kena 8 in
>
> >return.
> >6. We know how to spell 'Salvatore Ferragamo'.
> >7. We know how to enjoy our vacation in M'sia - keep a few RM50 notes
> >before you enter the highway: You can throw anything, anytime, anywhere
>and
> >always wash our cars at the resort.
> >8. The men are always concerned, first question to ask a girl "Do you
>have
> >CPF?"
> >9. Never fear of getting lost in our country - S$20 taxi ride will get
>you
> >into the sea.
> >10. We'll never have to worry about finding Mr or Ms right coz Govt
>will
> >find one for us.
> >11. 1 Sing dollar = 2.2 ringgit.....nyeh-nyeh-nyeh...
> >12. It's OK to be Kiasu. It's part of our culture.
> >
> >GOOD REASONS FOR BEING AN INDONESIAN
> >
> >1. We are not Australian.
> >2. We live in the biggest country in South East Asia.
> >3. No pirates in Indonesia water if you exclude the Navy and Coast
>guards.
> >4. Everything is cheap, even our salaries....
> >5. We can blame everything to Suharto or BJ Habibie or Gus Dur or
>Megawati
> >or....
> >6. Only in Indonesia you can get involved in real demonstrations daily
>for
> >different causes and see no results.
> >7. Our Rupiah is like a Yo Yo, it can go up and down just b'coz IMF say
>
> >so...
> >8. We burn everything and nobody gives a damn
> >9. We don't need fire-fighters as our neighbours will provide...
> >
> >GOOD REASONS BEING A MALAYSIAN
> >
> >1. World tallest Building, Best F1 circuit, biggest pewter mug, highest
>
> >standard of university admission...coz Malaysia Boleh !
> >2. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking
>on
> >the handphone, adjusting radio and bribing the cop at the same time.
> >3. Divorce by sending SMS.
> >4. Traffic summoned can be settled on the spot with the cop.
> >5. Teh Tarek & Roti Canai is the favourite supper.
> >6. We can save a lot of electricity b'coz our TV shows are so crappy.
> >7. We can blame everything on the haze or George Soros or government or
>
> >opposition parties or.....
> >8. Resourceful City Council, one person to drive the van, one to carry
>the
> >ladder, one to change a street's bulb and three others watching.......
> >9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3 lane highway and back to 2 lane
>when
> >cops are sighted
> >10. There's always something for the JKR to do. They dig, resurface the
>
> >road, dig and resurface........
> >11. All main roads are designated highway coz it gives Samy Veloo a
>reason
> >to collect toll.
> >12. Our Govt. can never be wrong.